Since I have some time on my hands and since some of you have asked me to update, I will write. Sorry if I don't update too much in the future. My life is uneventful and boring, and only when I am especially moved, do I write.

To prove just how uneventful and boring my life is...

So today, I went to the bathroom and finished taking care of my business (#2). Like most people (and you know you're one of them), I took a little peek at what I had created. To my surprise, I saw possibly the longest piece of crap I ever had the pleasure of excreting. It looked like some kind of brown crocodile. And like any mama crocodile, I was proud.

See how exciting my life is?